All of those A's you've been giving yourselves seem to add up to general malaise, from C to shining C—and that's with grade inflation. Clearly, you're cherrypicking your data and juking the stats. Which is why GQ took a true accounting of firsts (Louisiana: #1 in Syphilis!) and worsts (nobody does debt like Califor-ny-yay!), and ranked the states according to one common, leveling criterion: Shittiness. We proudly present, in order, the fifty worst states in America.